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Foolproof Plan

by Tommy Binks

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There's a story in all of you Sometimes one too many First and last, we dug up the past Helped ourselves to plenty Remembered how far The curtain's up, stage is ours You can say things are alright Keep dancing around ourselves Twisting bodies, twisted facts Keep dancing around Never say the same thing twice That's your only mistake You never said the same thing twice Could this be any more fake? This Earth's like a son We'll choose the next one You can say things are alright Keep dancing around ourselves Twisting bodies, twisted facts Yeah things are alright Stood in the corner waiting for a leader Backs are turned and we're ready to feed Stuck in the swing, I like what I see here You've got what I know I don't need Yeah we're stood in the corner waiting for a leader Backs are turned and we're ready to feed Stuck in the swing, I like what I see here You've got what I know I don't need You can say things are alright Keep dancing around ourselves Twisting bodies, twisted facts Help me up off the ground Twisting bodies, twisted facts Help me up off the ground Help me up off the ground?
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Back in the attic and under the stars again Day or night the sea is on your mind Miss you when you're gone Never waiting for the tide The way the that you keep breathing The way you're always breathing Picking up the cards to put them down Like the Christmas lights that brighten up the town I'll still be your friend Even after you have gone So don't avoid the feeling That one of us is leaving Give me a foolproof plan Glooping curtains keeping the windows warm Like a broken bottle melting in a swirling fire Fumbling words are tumbling from my torn and tattered brain Glowing faces cheered by mesmerising laces The do's already done i'll do again The dues already paid are due again We're on the fourteen-hundredth and thirthy-seventh page And they're scooping out your eyes While Lily's gently swinging Give me a foolproof plan
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Wormbait 03:28
Was it always your stale complexion Or your limitless liability That was almost always part of the plan? Even she'd feel bad when she missed her But she only remembers the first time she kissed her Wouldn't tell you you're worst But she'd say you're the first Put on your red shoes and Put on your free head All it would take is you She's asking me for answers I don't know but She strikes me as walking wormbait Swimming sideways on upside-down waterfalls With a reckless adieu I'm guessing she was the one that you muscled into? Sometimes it's all the wrong people Sometimes it's just the wrong time Sometimes, everything's perfect and still gets declined Put on your red shoes and Put on your Free Hat! All it would take is you She's asking me for questions I don't know but She could just be walking wormbait Things could be so easy Line turns to a circle And there's nothing that we have to proove Put on your red shoes and put on your freak head All it would take is you She's asking me for answers I don't know but She could still be walking wormbait Put on your red shoes and put on your freak hat All it would take is you He asks for answers to questions I don't know but He could soon be walking wormbait.
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Barrells 03:04
There's a long way to go But at least you know what you're thinking If you stay that's a way that at least you don't have to leave You got it in your head....... if we empty the barrels Then you're going to lay down and pick it up If you want to let go Let them know that you've poured out some courage If we're flexing our necks Keep your knees where your feet should be Got it in your head....... if we empty the barrels Then you're going to lay down and pick it up Well if it's sending a sign then it's taking it's time very sweetly Whatever you're meant for has knocked at the wrong door again Got it in your head that the barrels are all empty Whatever you put down someone's picked up.
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If I could just hold your hand for a while Rest my head on you, make you smile Gotta keep getting me up You gotta keep getting me off At Number Twentyfive, that's where i spent the night And then you call me on the phone Tell me that you are at home and then you ask: "What do you wanna do?" What do you wanna do? I just wanna be a single page in your diary Just like Mr. E before Gotta keep getting me up Gotta keep getting me off At Number Twentyfive, that's where i spent the night And then you call me on the phone Tell me that you are at home, you ask: "What do you wanna do?" What do you wanna do? I want you In your bedroom With no clothes on at all Wrap things up and get the hell out of this town Come on Grandpa keep your foot off the grass.
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Plug me in so you can turn me on I didn't realise 'till you'd gone What me is that you can mean to me I live with people I don't see It sounds like you need someone to come and cheer you up I don't think that someone could ever be me The Christmas sock girl's looking straight at you Her pants-on-show look, that's been copied by a few I know she loves him, slapstick, her choice is free But don't you think she'd be better off with me? It sounds like you need someone to come and cheer you up I don't think that someone could ever be me She's got an Uzi She's just a floozy She's an oozing floozy, yeah Plug me in so you can turn me on I didn't realise 'till you'd gone Don't go thinking it's a rebound, mozzarella, you'd be wrong This stuff's been building For a long, long, long, long Long, long, long time Sounds like you need someone to come and cheer you up I don't think that someone could ever be me It sounds like you need someone to come and cheer you up I don't think that someone could ever be me.
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Look at that sound
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Dinosaurs at the door, in a future war What are you? I'm a tool Shirt sleeves must be around here somewhere From up there
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Crap Song 02:33
I wanna write a crap song Got to write a crap song This is a crap song This is a crap song Doesn't have to be too long Doesn't need to rhyme Just a really crappy song Don't spend too much time on it, shit Wanna write a crap song Got to write a crap song This is a crap song This is a crap song All you need is two verses This is not a masterpiece Maybe just repeat the first Take a dump Big-assed sheet, fine! Wanna write a crap Gotta write a crap song This is a crap song This is a crap song Clean the toilet when you're sittin' Clean the toilet when you're shittin' Clean the toilet when you're sitting Clean the toilet when you're shitting Doesn't have to be too long Doesn't need to rhyme Just really a crappy song Don't waste too much time on it, shit Wanna write a crap Need to write a crap song This is a crap song This is a crap song This is a crap song This is a crap song This is a crap song
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Faster Feet 03:18
Take the time you need to get it done Ignore all the distractions as they come Focus on your task now concentrate Goals are there to keep you moving on De-stagnation breeds a living flow Don't allow the fear to infiltrate This is about you, no-one else This is about you and no-one else Picking up the pace with falling feet On your way to save your only soul A plan is born, inaction dissipates This is about you, no-one else This is about you and no-one else Diving in the deepest water What's the big idea? This is not about you or anyone This is not about you or anyone This is not about you or anyone This is not about you or anyone This is about you and me and all of us This is about you and me and all of us.
11.
Ready 03:07
Your existence building to this point Fast tracks for losers, slow crawl for choosers Anything but silence from now on Bad dream well here it is Bad dream well here it is Bad dream well here it is Enough of the plans, time to make something of it All the ideas have floated downstream Now I've caught up with them, try to put them in their places Bad dream well here it is Bad dream well here it is Bad dream well here it is Enough of the plans, want to make something of it? Bad dream well here it is Bad dream wow here it is Bad dream well here it is.
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There's no goal, none at all I'll only catch you if you start to fall In control, in control, out of control If no-one's here it's 'cos they're all at home Everything to say and everything to do Taking up the old Giving up the new Spends her time like a parasite Living her life with a hypocrite Always be wrong if I say that you're right Accelerate towards the afterlife Everything to say and everything to do Taking up the old Giving up the new Leaving all our earthly faults to the gravedigger Complications that would make a wise man snigger All we can hope for is to be more facts & figures Dead on arrival after pulling your own trigger Everything to say and everything to do Taking up the old Giving up the new Everything to say but there's nothing left to do Taking up the old Giving up the new In control, out of control Out of control.

about

"Foolproof Plan" and "Look At That Sound" recorded April & May 2022 in Scotland & Sheffield

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"Dinosaurs At The Door" recorded 18th Feb 2021 in the living room at Crookes.

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"Wormbait" and "Barrells" recorded on Wednesday 26th September 2018 at TwoTeas Studios, Sheffield.

Recorded & mixed in Cockos Reaper.

Mastered by Bandlab Mastering.

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"Stuck In The Swing" and "Giving Up The New" written & recorded June / July 2017 at TwoTeas Studios, Sheffield.

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"Number Twentyfive" and "The Day I Tasted Shotgun" were both written in 2003, these are new versions recorded in June 2022 in Crookes, Sheffield.

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"Faster Feet" and "Ready" recorded in the back room at the bungalow, Wath upon Dearne, Rotherham, South Yorkshire, UK. July 2011.

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"Crap Song" recorded 20th April 2011 in the back room at The Bungalow, Wath upon Dearne, Rotherham, South Yorkshire, England.

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released June 23, 2022

All songs written, performed and recorded by Tommy Binks.


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